Finish the sentence...

[Fahren Wolfe]

Wasn't he eaten by wolves?
How did this...

 

[Eumersian]

eat pie and reminisce about that time I?

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

Carry on like nothing ever happened.
Where did I leave my...

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

Avoid the acid spill.
How about we play...

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

Glue our hands to our faces.

I'm leaving for...

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Detroit, Alaska, which is not the same as Detroit, Michigan.

Why do I even bother with...

Spoiler: Off topic @ Fahren

God, this is awkward... I couldn't say this somewhere else, so, welcome to the Escapist. And your avatar is really cute! I just wanna hug the stuffing out of her... or at least, I would if I didn't know better.

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

A botic God!
Have some...

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

Make your eyes explode with awesome.

I would like some more...

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

Put my fancy hat on.

Last month my cousin and I...

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

The high point of my life.

I crashed my car because...

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I couldn't reach the pedals.

If you die, I'm going to...

Edit: Dark, either you're ignoring me or you got ninja'd. I'm not sure which one it actually is.

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

Revolting peasants.

When in doubt...

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Don't get ninja'd.

Leaving home is like being...

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

Posting pics on your Facebook and tagging that one guy you know that's a cop in the picture.

My pants have been...

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

Thieves break into your house and replace the remote batteries with old ones.

Why can't we just...

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Edit: F***ing ninjas, and f***ing Dark ignoring my f***ing prompts. F*** this, I'm not f***ing posting here any more. F***ing make me. Fuckers.

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

Empty my porn folder.

Why is your...

 

[NerfedFalcon]

...get ignored.

Spoiler: off topic

Seriously, stop doing that.

Why did you just...

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

Drive over my granny?

The other day my dad asked me to...

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

Didn't you die...Like three years ago?

What's with all the...