Finish the sentence...

[M0rp43vs]

If you want glue you're gonna have to take it to the factory

A bird in the hand...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

is likely to poop.

There isn't enough gold in the world for me to...

 

[Connor Lonske]

to buy all the Australium in the their continent.

Give me, a world to build a dream on, in my...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

mind.

My boss is such a...

 

[pyramid head grape]

...prick on Mondays.

Do a...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Little bit.

Can you hear........

 

[pyramid head grape]

....The sound of my awesomeness. ^^

3...2...1...

 

[Rooster893]

RICKROLL

Now seriously, how did it get to the point where my....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...face was completely liquid?

Screw these...!

 

[Rooster893]

CONFOUNDED DOVER BOYS! THEY DRIVE ME TO DRIIIIIIIIIIIINK!

I am TOTALLY not a....

 

[Norendithas]

spy who will sell out your country someday.

If I ever ate...

 

[Rooster893]

marinated bat nipples with a side of candied goat anus, I would blame George Carlin.

I should go cosplay as....

 

[Norendithas]

Virginia, thanks for asking because it was great.

If I had a craving to...

 

[Dr.Susse]

....Re-create the opening to Alice in wonderland completely in clay I?d be bonkers.


When in doubt use......

 

[AwesomeExpress]

a pie chart.

If there's only one...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

cookie, snatch it faster than...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

my grandma, cause otherwise she'll ruin her false teeth.

When I go dancing...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I leave a trail of unconscious bodies in my wake because...

 

[Rooster893]

I dance like a retarded chicken who just had its head cut off.

HOLLA! If ya hear...