Finish the sentence...

AwesomeExpress · Nov 29, 2011

he does battle with waffle iron, and loses once again.

Whenever I see a new...

Rooster893 · Dec 1, 2011

return promo, I jizz my pants.

I can't wait for...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 1, 2011

...the weekend!

I will...

AwesomeExpress · Dec 1, 2011

celebrate like it's 1999!

Wanna trade this can of beans for your...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 1, 2011

...jar of flies.

Today is the...

AwesomeExpress · Dec 1, 2011

sweetest day of my life!

Now then, let me tell you the story of...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 2, 2011

...the time I fell off the world and landed on the...

Diablo1099_v1legacy · Dec 2, 2011

...Infamous TACO ISLAND!!!

Hello, ladies, look at your...

Dr.Susse · Dec 2, 2011

Wallet. I stole from it.

Where did I put......

Diablo1099_v1legacy · Dec 2, 2011

...My gun?

Sadly your man is not, but...

VaudevillianVeteran · Dec 2, 2011

...I am the sexiest llama in all the land.

What are you...

Diablo1099_v1legacy · Dec 2, 2011

...Doing, ruining my Old Spice Ad?

Look down, look back up, you are on a...

VaudevillianVeteran · Dec 2, 2011

boat.

With the...

Diablo1099_v1legacy · Dec 2, 2011

...man your man can smell like.

look at your hand, then back to mine, its...

VaudevillianVeteran · Dec 2, 2011

...an oyster with two tickets to the thing you love.

The tickets are now...

Diablo1099_v1legacy · Dec 2, 2011

...Diamonds, anything is possible when your man smells like old spice

I am on a...
(Okay, i'm done)

VaudevillianVeteran · Dec 2, 2011

BOAT, *****.

Like a...

AwesomeExpress · Dec 2, 2011

fat man on a jelly bean, I'm onto you!

Listen, you've got to...

Diablo1099_v1legacy · Dec 2, 2011

...make like a tree and get the fuck out of here.

Never gonna give you up,...

AwesomeExpress · Dec 2, 2011

or at least, not until you let me down. Or hurt me.

Are you almost ready for...