Finish the sentence...

Dr.Susse · Feb 25, 2012

Run away quickly

You should never.....

ZehMadScientist · Feb 25, 2012

...wake up Natalie Portman from her deep slumber. Doing so will result in...

MammothBlade · Feb 25, 2012

... terminal bowel cancer.

Steak is very...

Dr.Susse · Feb 25, 2012

good after a brisk walk.

That makes.......

Tonz of Fun · Feb 25, 2012

me wanna jump off a bridge

because my bride to be....

Dr.Susse · Feb 25, 2012

Is really just a figment of my imagination.

She will have to....

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 26, 2012

enter the rabbithole.

Rhett and Link...

AwesomeExpress · Feb 27, 2012

are having a picnic even now as we speak!

As thrilling as your...

ZehMadScientist · Feb 27, 2012

...affection to Jim Parsons may be, you have to realise...

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 28, 2012

it is just wrong...

What is love, baby don't...

AwesomeExpress · Feb 28, 2012

pull the pin!

If you're going to make lunch, at least have the decency to...

MammothBlade · Feb 28, 2012

... add generous seasoning!

I want my bacon sandwich with...

AwesomeExpress · Feb 28, 2012

tomatoes!

Lucky for you, I've got a...

ZehMadScientist · Feb 28, 2012

...habit of clicking "safely remove device" before unpugging my usb.

William Shatner has recently made...

Diablo1099_v1legacy · Feb 28, 2012

...A human sized Bender.

We built this city,
We built this city on...

Redlin5_v1legacy · Mar 1, 2012

The bones of others.

More and more people are...

AwesomeExpress · Mar 1, 2012

using less and less deodorant.

There's gotta be a way for you to...

CudaSpawn · Mar 1, 2012

up my post count.

Don't open the car door because...

Dr.Susse · Mar 1, 2012

The car is filled with digital bees.

Ah digital bees the most.....

Troublesome Lagomorph · Mar 1, 2012

...terrifying ones.

I just saw a ...

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