Finish the sentence...

[The Thinker]

...go to the second page of Forum Games and play my forum game. I will stop shamelessly pimping it when...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I start shamelessly plugging it instead.

What if you tried to give...

 

[The Thinker]

... a mouse a cookie? It would want...

 

[Timberwolf0924]

.. ya know, ends in some vampire apoclypse, not going into it.

Sometimes I wonder...

 

[ZehMadScientist]

..why Pamela Anderson has these huge...

 

[MammothBlade]

... pajamas fitted in her head.

Why is there a psychopathic...

 

[The Thinker]

psychopath on the path. I want to talk about Minecraft...

 

[ZehMadScientist]

...but this velociraptor keeps nagging me about...

 

[The Thinker]

Improbable Island. And by "velociraptor", I mean...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

a helicopter in the shape of a dinosaur.

Remember that I'm going to need you to...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...kick him hard.

What would you do if...?

 

[MammothBlade]

... you walked in on a threesome?

You just don't understand...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...my desire to...

 

[MammothBlade]

... rule the world.

Your incredible wit has...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...broken my spirit.

Fall back! The...

 

[MammothBlade]

... bridge is too long!

Wow, does this bridge go...

 

[The Thinker]

nowhere. And by "nowhere", I mean...

 

[MammothBlade]

... to somewhere which has nothing.

Nowhere is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...everywhere, but everywhere is...

 

[MammothBlade]

... nowhere to be found.

Go to the casino...