Finish the sentence...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

dead but don't know it yet?

Last week, the...

 

[Dr.Susse]

skin on the back of my knee fell off.

You should see......

 

[AwesomeExpress]

the horde of zombies just outside, they look like they're...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Having a real neat time.

The common cold is.....

 

[Rooster893]

completely ridiculous.

How come I can never seem to catch the...

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

...Nighttime anus sniffles.

I wasted little time and thus took it upon myself to...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

create a stalker bot and sent it to...

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

...inappropriate remarks.

You know i really love...

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

...Learning valuable lessons in money management.

I just can't do...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...math while in the center of the sun!

The train to Mars if filled with...

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Perverts.

I wish i had the power to...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

lift a thousand grains of sand.

You should have more...

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

...Miniature bowling pins.

I've grown weary of your...

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Magic tiny hats.

That cloud looks like...

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

...The faces of Tim and Eric.

The checkerboard has officially...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

that one time when my friends and I were playing poker, and Steve got a text from his girlfriend which distracted him and made him put his cards down face up, and we all folded.

pissed off the chess board.

This is going to be...

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

...The best night ever!

I told you I would...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...get you a microscopic garden gnome!

I lost the bloody...!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

password!

Now, for this to work, you're going to need to take...