Finish the sentence...

[Johnny Novgorod]

... is the midget in the casket.

If Shakespeare didn't write those plays...

 

[Dr.Susse]

......I'd be a happier man.

When in doubt........

 

[Generalissimo]

whip it out.

and by that i mean...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...your gun. Always gotta...

 

[username sucks]

Keep one in your hat, loaded with the safeties off, just in case...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...the demon pigeons find you.

When I awoke...

 

[username sucks]

...I suddenly fell into a coma.

This music sounds like...

 

[Generalissimo]

a guy falling off a cliff, reminds me of...

 

[Fijiman]

the time I... fell off... a... cliff. Crap.

The only time to...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...win is when you've lost.

That makes...

 

[God'sFist]

you the ultimate winner.

I love to eat...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...the bones of death. It tastes like...

 

[Fijiman]

bread.

My favorite...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

N'Sync band member is...

 

[username sucks]

...The guy who always passes out on stage and...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...gets eaten by dragons whenever he...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

his mentor.

Birthdays are like...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Christmas. You keep getting presents.

Sometimes you just have to...

 

[Dr.Susse]

.....dance like a complete fool.

Now that you.......

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

...Have completed your training it's time to initiate operation "Harbinger"

If you had just...