Finish the sentence...

AwesomeExpress · Feb 15, 2013

twin brother.

Now that you've scared those ducks away, are you going to...

thesilentman · Feb 15, 2013

... Kill the pig, cut her throat, spill her blood? 'Cause that's not...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 15, 2013

...what we do here.

Talking to a severed pig head is a sign that...

thesilentman · Feb 15, 2013

...you're crazy. It's quite akin to...

thesilentman · Feb 16, 2013

...flesh and bones the size of...

NoOne852 · Feb 17, 2013

unhinge its mouth like a snake? It was almost as if...

thesilentman · Feb 17, 2013

...it was a descendent of the Gaping Dragon in...

Goofguy · Feb 17, 2013

...that crazy story my Grandmother used to tell me. Of course, she...

Alidrasha · Feb 17, 2013

was actually man named Charlie who...

thesilentman · Feb 17, 2013

...was a eunuch who...

Goofguy · Feb 17, 2013

liked to take long walks on rooftops until one day...

thesilentman · Feb 17, 2013

...when he found a neutered dog that talked and told him that...

TheFunPolice · Feb 18, 2013

...He will reward Charlie with godlike abilities if Charlie can locate the dog's missing testicals so the dog can finally...

AwesomeExpress · Feb 18, 2013

lick them.

I think what you need is a...

NoOne852 · Feb 18, 2013

nice rub down. Which of course would mean that...

Scarim Coral · Feb 18, 2013

I would have to bring in a mop because...

Nickthequick · Feb 18, 2013

of all the barnacles on your...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 18, 2013

...face are spewing...

NoOne852 · Feb 18, 2013

strawberry milkshake. Which reminds me of a time when...

thesilentman · Feb 19, 2013

...we all lived in a yellow submarine which had seen the kraken, along with...