Finish the sentence...

[thesilentman]

...in honor of my cow who died by...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

frostbite.

If this winter lasts any longer, I'm going to...

get very, very angry at Saskatchewan. Then I will...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

go around with a blow torch and melt all the snow!

If you look closely enough, you'll see...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...how easy it is to cheat at life.

Losing is...

 

[Dead Seerius]

actually fun when...

 

[Scarim Coral]

there are monkeys involve since they...

 

[Fijiman]

make everything fun.

I can't think of any reason for Redlin...

 

[thesilentman]

... to be very inactive at times because of...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

poor sentence structure.

He should just always be on and not go to work or...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...sleep or die.

EA is...

 

[thesilentman]

... a charity for the...

 

[Hemlock]

chocolate cows which ate...

 

[Fijiman]

their parents.

Haven't you...

 

[thesilentman]

...attacked animals lately with a...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

screwdriver?

Sometimes when proving a point, I tend to...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

look at your pants.

I feel that these bananas are...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...time travelers who...

 

[Dead Seerius]

...are sworn to protect...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...Theodore Roosevelt's glasses.

Punching goats...

 

[DotSlash]

just because I can.

We never...