Finish the sentence...

[Roxas1359]

that my child is not a girl but actually...

 

[Dr.Susse]

....A lamp.

When you....

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

... found out about about your sister and I...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...eating all the icecream, you will freak out.

When I...

 

[Dr.Susse]

First met Andy Dufresne I......

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...fangirled a little too hard and scared him off. It was fine, though, because...

 

[DotSlash]

he decided to...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...give me the hug of the ages.

When I woke up, I...

 

[Generalissimo]

play the piano

because we all love...

 

[Dr.Susse]

those little biscuits that have the chocolate on the inside.

My favorite biscuit....

 

[username sucks]

It might give me a break..

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

in life.

Sometimes you just need to spam...

 

[Fijiman]

the living crap out of...

 

[Dr.Susse]

The forum games.

The best part of....

 

[DotSlash]

mashing the crap out of...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

the buttons, is that you sometimes get a really cool combo.

The first thing I'm going to do next year is...

 

[Fijiman]

nothing.

The square root of...

 

[DotSlash]

of the new year is...