Finish the sentence...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

the Walmart. How did she...

 

[Generalissimo]

collect so many AAA batteries, i thought they were...

 

[Scarim Coral]

extinct thanks to...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

the advent of rechargeable lithium ion batteries.

Sometimes the best jokes are...

 

[Fijiman]

played on you.

The worst day of my life started...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

with rainbows and sunshine, and escalated from there!

If you're going to be a professor in...

 

[DotSlash]

the art of trolling, you must at least...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...4chan daily.

When I learned that...

 

[Fijiman]

there was bomb on my back I...

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Ate to dispell...

 

[Dr.Susse]

The explosion.

Sadly it only.....

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

made me fatter.

However, the explosion caused...

 

[MrCollins]

a small crack.
That crack then...

 

[janjotat]

earthquake which ...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

made me sea sick.

We can always rely on...

 

[janjotat]

earthquakes in...

 

[Dr.Susse]

and around the area of the biggest loser camp.

Dance music is only good for......

 

[AwesomeExpress]

dancing and putting ketchup on your fries.

There aren't too many...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

entwives these days, so...