Finish the sentence...

[janjotat]

the complete lack of high fashion which caused

 

[AwesomeExpress]

him to weep uncontrollably.

Now that I've got my Landmark badge, I'm going to...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

go get my shine box and...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

make a buck by shining the Escapist community's shoes.

I enjoy...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

an apocalyptic strawberry jam!

Is it okay if I borrow your...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

quantum deconstructor, I need it to

 

[Fijiman]

clean my room.

If there's one thing that...

 

[Scarim Coral]

I cannot do, it is...

 

[Fijiman]

remove a light bulb from my eye while...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...riding on an elephant who is walking on the ceiling.

What did I just...

 

[RaginDrage]

...eat?

It tasted like a...

 

[Fijiman]

that old hobo who...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...stole my can of beans.

Finally I discovered the illusive...

 

[Scarim Coral]

Rainbow fur rabbit with...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...a poptart only diet.

Sugar is...

 

[Fijiman]

really just a nickname for...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...the devil.

Propaganda...

 

[Fijiman]

for the evil mushrooms of...