Finish the sentence...

[Teoes]

..aroused.

Chihuahuas, on the other hand..

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...creep me out and make me cry.

My pet alligator, Ellie,...

 

[Scarim Coral]

really like to eat...

 

[Teoes]

..ponies. >

Last time I tried to squeeze into a cardboard box..

 

[Neuromancer]

...I ended up being mistaken for cargo so...

 

[kailus13]

I was shipped to Russia.

Once, when I was in Europe...

 

[Fijiman]

I found the strangest...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

thing on your X-Ray. Seems you have...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...an alien fetus growing inside of your stomach.

That movie was absolutely...

 

[Teoes]

..terrifying; who would've thought they could make a monster out of..

 

[kailus13]

Winnie the Pooh?

While walking in the forest...

 

[MetaKnight670]

I stumbled and...

 

[thesilentman]

...and found Narnia in my closet waiting...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

for the food to arrive.

Lately, I haven't been...

 

[Goofguy]

eating as many rancid chalupas as I used to, must mean I'm...

 

[Fijiman]

finally getting...

 

[Teoes]

..my tolerances to the required level for the upcoming dinner with the Queen.

Last time I was invited..

 

[Goofguy]

I thoroughly humiliated myself when...

 

[kailus13]

...my former fiance told me...

 

[Teoes]

..to stop licking..