Finish the sentence...

[Teoes]

..unless you happen to be..

 

[Neuromancer]

...his evil twin brother, Seoet!

Seoet, you see, is...

 

[Fijiman]

a once very profitable...

 

[Yuno Gasai]

.. business partner, who was thwarted by..

 

[Neuromancer]

...Teoes' even more evil little sister, Tesoe, who drove Seoet insane and made him...

 

[Teoes]

..seek vengeance under the stupidly obviously false name 'Oeset', until..

 

[Yuno Gasai]

.. he was found out by none other than Sherlock Holmes, who was masquerading as..

 

[AwesomeExpress]

'Seeto', but by then it was too late.

You might find it hard to believe, but...

 

[Teoes]

..Ahri once thought it would be funny to..

 

[Fijiman]

disguise herself as...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

the President of the Chess Club of Kenya.

I was watching...

 

[Teoes]

..the back of my TV for so long that..

 

[username sucks]

...the shows that were on got mad at me.

This one time, I...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

shoved an eraser up a girls nose, and she...

 

[Teoes]

..laughed so hard it..

 

[Scarim Coral]

went deeper into her nose and...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

from then on, all she could smell was rubber.

If a pirate were to come up to you and say: "...

 

[Dalek Caan]

"Arr, I lost me pipe in the sailors poop deck....

 

[Teoes]

..and I need you to retrieve it." I would..

 

[AwesomeExpress]

help him right away!

Perogies are...