Finish the sentence...

[Barbas]

...the much-maligned settlement of Chipping Norton. Smearing wallpaper paste on...

 

[Teoes]

..your head will often..

 

[Barbas]

...bring calmness and clarity in times of great crisis. When standing at the top of a ladder...

 

[Teoes]

..be extra careful not to smear..

 

[Barbas]

...blood from the hand you just put through the upstairs window all over the pebble dash; it'll just make the place look that much more like Croydon. Take a firm grasp of...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Neonbob? He got married.

2009 is a...

 

[Barbas]

...long way away from the present year, which is of course...ah....um.....

 

[AwesomeExpress]

1989!

I like what you've done with...

 

[Barbas]

...all the chairs, stacking them in the middle of the room like that. Hey, did I just step in...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

a nest full of snakes?

I think that if you're going to...

 

[Barbas]

...do that with the bananas, you'd probably better...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

keep 911 on speed dial.

The Roughriders won the Grey Cup! Now it's time to...

 

[AZT00Z]

...eat vegan tacos and...

 

[username sucks]

...devour plant souls.

What is the meaning of...

 

[Barbas]

...walking into the command centre in your underpants? I do not expect the president...

 

[username sucks]

...to declare war on Hell.

Well there goes that...

 

[Teoes]

..chance of me being happy.

What should I do with..

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...this troll skull?
Should I...?

 

[DotSlash]

bury it or should I....?