Finish the sentence...

[Drake the Dragonheart]

10 worst game ever awards!

and now, the starting line-up for your world champion. . .

 

[UltraDeth]

...in Olympic Conkers.

Ready, steady...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

FIRE!

You've been. . .

 

[UltraDeth]

...duped, mate.

In the ever growing coldness of...

 

[UltraDeth]

...go up and down.

Not enough...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

minerals!

Be careful, your next step might be your. . .

 

[UltraDeth]

...into a douchey nightclub.

Completely flipping...

 

[UltraDeth]

...write a formal apology.

When did someone allow...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

grammar nazis on these boards!

That was strangely. . .

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

...enhanced framerate and physics engine on the AMD cards.

I just love how games nowadays render gourgeous...

 

[UltraDeth]

...landscapes.

Reach for a new...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

toilet.

I am greatly concerned as my mother seems to have developed a bizarre obsession with. . .

 

[UltraDeth]

...finger puppets.

Show me how to...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

eat souls!

Just look inside and feel the. . .

 

[UltraDeth]

...burn!

I've never met a...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

dwarfling before. How fascinating!

In this time of crisis, to give us strength we look to. . .

 

[UltraDeth]

...the gun in the drawer.

Butter up your...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

game, son!

I know not what weapons world war 3 will be fought with, but world war 4 will be fought with. . .

 

[UltraDeth]

...mini nukes.

Find that pesky...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

treasure goblin!

In space, no one can hear you. . .