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grenades you have there. Today on Maury: Help! My son is. . .

 

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...about to board a zeppelin to the Dominican Republic! You must take the Time Cube and...

 

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stop this madness before it ever begins! Next on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your kids about . . .

 

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...what loft insulation is for. I am so incredibly...

 

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dedicated to this thread. Spice up an ailing relationship with. . .

 

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...your canaries with new and improved SuperSeed. It's half as lethal as...

 

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the previous superseed. If it pleases the court, I will now. . .

 

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...present a cheese sandwich. I missed my lunch because of...

 

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giant amoebas. Our class field trip was ruined by. . .

 

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...inconspicuous salad dressing abuse. Wherefore...

 

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we are now stuck in Europe with no money, no transportation, and no clue what we are doing. This thread really needs. . .

 

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...some flamenco. *Click, click, clickitty-click* And then I dropped my...

 

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missile launcher key. Wherever you go, the new Chevy Tahoe has the power and space to bring with you. . .

 

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...your entire collection of jazz mags and Butterkist popcorn. Weeeeeeeeelllll, sometimes you just gotta throw your arms up and...

 

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fire a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squeling hog! What grandma would find disturbing yet oddly charming is. . .

 

[Barbas]

...those doilies with Tom Hanks's face sewn into them. Speaking of Tom Hanks, have you seen...

 

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him in any movies recently? It's like he fell off the face of the planet. What will always get you laid is. . .

 

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...showing a woman respect. Now, this b...

 

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is a real ass kicker. We the jury hereby find the defendant guilty of . . .

 

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...being dead sexy. Taste my big...