Finish the sentence...

Discord · Jan 23, 2010

But you didn't shoot the cop?

One time at Wal-mart...

Code Monkey · Jan 23, 2010

...But I did not shoot his hot wife.

Let me tell you little story 'bout my...

Discord · Jan 23, 2010

little ding-ga-ling.

A famous man once said...

j1-2themax · Jan 23, 2010

that which doesn't kill you just sets you up for the next guy.

Why is that man dressed like a...

Code Monkey · Jan 23, 2010

...mental patient? Oh. Aw-kward...

I DENY THE GENERAL ASSUMPTION THAT....

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 23, 2010

...I AM A WOMAN!

My eye spies...

Metric Monkey · Jan 23, 2010

...some very tasty pies.

Oh god, I'm covered in...

j1-2themax · Jan 23, 2010

...baby barf.

Somebody grab a mop and...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 23, 2010

...clean this orange juice up!

I accidentally a Cairang is that...

j1-2themax · Jan 23, 2010

going to ba a problem?

What did I do after...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 23, 2010

...staying up all night?

Supplementary classes are...

j1-2themax · Jan 23, 2010

surprisingly necessary

I would have been nicer to her, but...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 23, 2010

...she threatened to eat me alive, what ever that means!

I'm feeling very...

CounterAttack · Jan 23, 2010

special this evening. Special's one word for it.

Knock, knock, I'm selling...

ribonuge · Jan 23, 2010

Inside out and upside down?

The universe...

Dark Knifer · Jan 23, 2010

Is overrated.

People all deserve...

Randoms · Jan 23, 2010

...a bullet to the brain, oh wait that's just a few of my enemies

If I thought for just one second...

Baby Eater · Jan 23, 2010

The enitre universe might feel a small bump.

When I was drunk I....

biscuit86 · Jan 23, 2010

did some pretty nasty things

smoking may be bad for your health but

Mister Awesome · Jan 23, 2010

Is great for cooking briskit

one day i went to the...