Finish the sentence...

j1-2themax · Jan 29, 2010

Half-Life: It Won't Suck, I Swear.

The next big flop will be...

Sleekgiant · Jan 29, 2010

Uwe Boll's Half-Life

How dare you call me a.....

The_Shinigamer · Jan 29, 2010

Pudgey-faced Applejohn!

Billy, go eat...

Vimbert · Jan 29, 2010

...your dog.

I challenge you to a...

Steppin Razor · Jan 29, 2010

banjo duel, Deliverance style.

You know you want...

ottenni · Jan 29, 2010

TO BOOGIE!

All i ever wanted was a...

Discord · Jan 29, 2010

hippo for christmas

Have you ever noticed....

j1-2themax · Jan 29, 2010

...how the last thing a person does before they...

Discord · Jan 29, 2010

kiss someone they like to....

Lambi · Jan 29, 2010

...date more, they always...

Sleekgiant · Jan 29, 2010

act like a tosser.

Why don't you just...

SeanTheSheep · Jan 29, 2010

...jump up and down and scream.

Can I call you...

Discord · Jan 29, 2010

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Afternoon! You are watching the 6 o'clock news and the top story of today is....

Sleekgiant · Jan 29, 2010

Apple has released the iToilet, which costs $5,000 for the base model.

OMG ______ is HAX, LOL!!(fill in blank with funny weapon)

SeanTheSheep · Jan 29, 2010

...rubber chickens...

I just got...

Discord · Jan 29, 2010

my jolly's in a twist.

This one time in High School...

ultimateownage · Jan 29, 2010

I got raped by a penguin. (wow, that was a massive ninja coincidence)

I want a pet...

Sleekgiant · Jan 29, 2010

Pikachu, free electricity duh.

Where oh where did my little....

ultimateownage · Jan 29, 2010

Toy go, I really wanted to...

SeanTheSheep · Jan 29, 2010

...throw it at you.

Excuse me...