Finish the sentence...

[FieryButterfly]

sign. I left my glasses at home.

Why is the car..

 

[Arkhangelsk]

...In a lake with the trunk filled with hookers?

Your face is...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

...ON FIRE!!!!
Quickly get the...

 

[Lambi]

...bucket of fire.

My name is Legion, for...

 

[FieryButterfly]

I'm the greatest half horse half human there is!

My name is julia, so..

 

[Kud]

...stab me with a knife.

Putting people into woodchippers...

 

[Arkhangelsk]

...Is really fun.

In my closet awaits...

 

[FieryButterfly]

the wonderful world of hell!!

There's a bat...

 

[Lambi]

...and then there's A BAT.

Warning, assholes are...

 

[Arkhangelsk]

...Things that that you will always have one behind you.

I frequently drink too much because...

 

[FieryButterfly]

i'm on an all alcohol diet.

Pain killers...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

...taste like strawberries and rainbows.
I've had the wizard of Oz stuck in my head...

 

[Arkhangelsk]

...ever since I stole his clothes.

My hand's stuck in...

 

[Lambi]

...this really thick grease.

Just because I care...

 

[Randoms]

...doessn't mean i hate your guts

I should have changed my stupid lock I should have.....

 

[SeanTheSheep]

...closed the door aswell
That reference is from...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

...Yahtzee would win.
Shaun of the Dead is actually...
[sub]I don't watch anime[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

...a very good movie.

Did you know 'tis...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

the source of my reference?
My favourite...

 

[Lambi]

...anime girl is Konata :3

Try as I may...