Finish the sentence...

[BENZOOKA]

...completely different in contrast for things that are similar.

And now for something...

 

[Vrex360]

Completely different.
[sub]duh[/sub]

Why does the grass always seem....

 

[Discord]

soft and milky.

Sometimes all I see is...

 

[BENZOOKA]

...purple llamas nibbling my toes with a keen interest.

It is certain that...

 

[Discord]

some people may be crazy but I'm a bit off.

Let me tell you about the time...

 

[TimeLord]

......I slayed a Jedi with a Sonic Screwdriver.

What's your favorite......

 

[Discord]

song to play while you ram the back of someone's car?

Don't stop...

 

[BENZOOKA]

...holding the stop button.

Where did I put my...

 

[Discord]

doo hicky that I call my thing-a-majig?

My cat's breath smells like...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

..dog food.
Because I feed him...

 

[Discord]

Shrimp and white wine.

Quick! We gotta get outta here because...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

...the roof is coming down!
Watch out for that...

 

[Lambi]

...tree in the middle, it's murderous.

Stop this...

 

[Disaster Button]

...charade, I know it was you who stole my last pizza slice.

Don't let me..

 

[biscuit86]

drunk, I'm drive.

suddenly,

 

[Lambi]

...a giant bear launched at him while he was peeing in the woods.

Happy, happy,...

 

[Lambi]

...I ate too many razor blades.

Jolly, now we must...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...fly over the moon.

I'll come when the moon starts turning into...

 

[Lambi]

...a big cheese.

Jump to the left, then...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...hop to the right.

I just made you...