Finish the sentence...

[BENZOOKA]

...purple llamas gone?

The truth is...

 

[fanklok]

I'm a cylon.

You see that goes...

 

[BENZOOKA]

...before it can come back again.

I am not a...

 

[Sneaklemming]

...large orange.

The pencil is stuck in...

 

[j1-2themax]

the freaking pencil sharpener.

That godforsaken noise it's making...

 

[Lambi]

...is earsplitting, yet pleasant.

Fear the...

 

[Cherry Cola]

..puppies

they will..

 

[Lambi]

...eat your soul and make you play with dolls.

Grinding and grinding...

 

[Sneaklemming]

...like the pencil.

The puppies wont..

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Eat yellow snow.

I like to.....

 

[icekiller453]

...Eat my own hair.

Where oh where did...

 

[Discord]

the turtle crawl to. Oh where oh where could he be?

A duck, a computer, a republican and a dead guy named Larry walked into a...

 

[icekiller453]

...house made of over-taxed middle-class people who sold their bodies.

What would you do...

 

[Timberwolf0924]

to a naked chicken on holiday?

When did you..

 

[Lambi]

...get that fried doughnut?

Riddle me this,...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...how can the roflcopter land without a roflpilot?

Ha! You just...

 

[icekiller453]

...got dick-rolled!
(Congratz whoever gets reference)


Hello there,...

 

[SmartIdiot]

...captain spoonula.

I thought I told you...

 

[j1-2themax]

...not to blow up southern France.

The worst way to meet women is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...that count blincula is a terrible name!
...is by running them over.

You are a...