Finish the sentence...

Pimppeter2 · Jan 15, 2010

..is better than sex

I likea...

Jamienra · Jan 15, 2010

cheese toasite to make me less hungry

i want to...

DeathChairOfHell · Jan 15, 2010

...smash someone to pieces with a falcon punch.

shooting someone in the leg...

Code Monkey · Jan 15, 2010

...is a good way to make a fist impresion.

The langoliers will....

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 17, 2010

...kill us all.

This is material is very...

CounterAttack · Jan 17, 2010

squishy and solid simultaneously.

Revived threads remind me of...

bcponpcp27 · Jan 17, 2010

zombies.

A megaminx is

Disaster Button · Jan 17, 2010

made of jellybabies.

The French...

bcponpcp27 · Jan 17, 2010

Know that a megaminx is a twelve sided version of a rubik's cube.

Magic is

Disaster Button · Jan 17, 2010

a sham used by the Elves to astound people into making them create sexytime.

Little Red Riding Hood...

Discord · Jan 17, 2010

lied about the whole thing, I know! I was there!

Sometimes, the internet...

Disaster Button · Jan 17, 2010

SEARCHES YOU!

In Soviet Russia...

bcponpcp27 · Jan 17, 2010

scares small children with fake mazes.

Root Beer is actually a conspiracy created for

Disaster Button · Jan 17, 2010

something to blame for NINE. ELEVEN.

Sally skipped systematically down the lane preparing to assassinate Sassy Cat when suddenly...

j1-2themax · Jan 17, 2010

a Fatman went off in San Fransisco.

The only good use for a monkey...

Disaster Button · Jan 17, 2010

is to train it to infiltrate the chicken coop on the farm.. of dreams.

The fog...

bcponpcp27 · Jan 17, 2010

is for EVIL CRAZY VAMPIRE animal testing.

Mary is staring at

IMrAngryPantsI · Jan 18, 2010

gay porn.

HOLY HELL! It's a giant...

SeanTheSheep · Jan 18, 2010

..brick wall
Tomatoes are in...

Disaster Button · Jan 18, 2010

...side Oompa Loompas as they sing.

Slavery is sometimes funny, but is also...