Finish the sentence...

[Sleekgiant]

of white people are white

On average, 38 % ...

 

[Discord]

of people think they are the Sh**.

Tune in to 101.7FM if you want to hear...

 

[oppp7]

...of my face is a statistic.
On average, ____ of this statisitic is on average.

 

[Sleekgiant]

69%

My favorite color is....

 

[Discord]

blue of course.

Oscar Mayer has a way with

 

[oppp7]

...dying repeatedly.
On an airplane you can...

 

[Discord]

Build a fort out of those mini pillows.

Techno was...

 

[oppp7]

...a type of music that involves no lyrics (I think...).
There once was a man in Sicily who...

 

[Code Monkey]

...did something that rhymed with Sicily.

In a town, in the woods, at the top of a hill there's a...

 

[oppp7]

...unmarked grave. Go and dig it up to find...

 

[CounterAttack]

seventeen thousand lifetimes' worth of air freshener. No wonder the grave's on a hill!

The Ancients know the true wisdom of...

 

[oppp7]

...basic savagry.
You get a cookie for the reference if...

 

[CounterAttack]

you dance for it.

Spoons are the ultimate tool for...

 

[TheFacelessOne]

eating peanut butter from an elephant.

Markers are great substitutes for...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...chalk.

Chalk is...

 

[CounterAttack]

chalky.

Pie reminds me of...

 

[Code Monkey]

...3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751.

This is the end of all...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...things roforla.

I have a new avatar, it is...

 

[Lambi]

...awesome.

My avatar is...

 

[Scunner]

... distinctly purple.

... not so purple.

Good help is ...