Finish the sentence...

[oppp7]

...Battlefield Earth because it ended.
If everyone had a giant...

 

[Timberwolf0924]

NINJA'D

peice of pie.

They would all be..

 

[oppp7]

...fat and obese, which would...

 

[JamesJoltWolf]

mix milk with sugar and explode the giant volcano called galulu

and will...

 

[oppp7]

...cause several years of paradise, which would be bad because...

 

[CounterAttack]

paradise only ends in ruin, as we will be attacked by the giant narwhals of...

 

[EpicPanda]

...France, who ate too many...

 

[CounterAttack]

clones of Cthulhu, which became...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...terrible, terrible beings of madness.

At the Mountains of Madness, I...

 

[CounterAttack]

regained my sanity.

I lost it when...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...I saw Cthulhu tentacle hentai.

The internet is a...

 

[oppp7]

...haven for old people.
I once caught a giant shark by...

 

[CounterAttack]

using my epic mind powers.

I have been trained in the mixed Pan-Asian martial art of...

 

[oppp7]

...couch sitting.
The best present is always a...

 

[Timotei]

...hydrogen bomb.

Resistance only makes my...

 

[oppp7]

...face break out.
If there's one thing you gotta do right, it's...

 

[CounterAttack]

set your ringtone properly.

The other thing you have to get right is...

 

[Timotei]

...my fucking meal, or else.

This X character has a lot of...

 

[oppp7]

...blood to be torn out of him.
The Swarm will devour all...

 

[CounterAttack]

swarms. Including itself.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the...