Finish the sentence...

[EpicPanda]

mother of all chesses;...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...that will make you pass out, its so good.

Bacon is...

 

[Kud]

...god.

My computer just...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...shut down followed by the horrible sound of "FOOOOO" somewhere in the distance.

That "FOOOO!" means that...

 

[Kud]

...my dog just ate my computer.

Now the dog is going to....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...implode.

I saw an Elder Thing the other day...

 

[Kud]

, It made noises like a sheep.

If you like cake, then you will most definitely love...

 

[CounterAttack]

my tomato soup.

The secret ingredient in my tomato soup is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

tomato.

I bet you never...

 

[Kud]

...have seen a snake eating itself.

This is like that time when I...

 

[Rooster893]

got tangled in barbed wire.


How did you...

 

[CounterAttack]

no, wait. I don't want to know.

Insert Tab A into Slot B and...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...flight the activate switch until the machine activates.

This is not a good time to...

 

[CounterAttack]

discuss Monty Python! We're in the middle of a warzone!

Tonight we...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...dine in that fancy restaurant!!!

This cd's cover is...

 

[Magnatek]

...broken!
[sub]My copy of Fist of the Dragon is, too...[/sub]
The gate to heaven is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...too bright to look at.

Hell is very...

 

[CounterAttack]

shiny. And hot. And painful.

It's simple really: the basic process is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...to fill the glass with hot water, followed by adding the tea bag.

How did you think...

 

[Magnatek]

...that sharks could freeze in hell?

Did it really have to be...