Finish the sentence...

CounterAttack · Feb 6, 2010

midnight? Why is it always midnight?

This Just In: ...

oppp7 · Feb 6, 2010

...I'm making this news announcement blindfolded.
When there's only one road to take...

delet · Feb 6, 2010

fly up into the sun.

For some reason, they...

CounterAttack · Feb 6, 2010

fell out of the sky and broke their necks.

The King of the Beavers is...

delet · Feb 6, 2010

a unicorn.

Steve had something to say, but...

Discord · Feb 6, 2010

Frank said it first

The best thing to do at the movies is

delet · Feb 6, 2010

to yell,"Fire!"

When measuring objects, be careful as they are...

oppp7 · Feb 6, 2010

...kittens.
When deciding what to put in a blender...

Lambi · Feb 7, 2010

...remember: Fingers must never touch the bottom when the blender is turned on.

Ring a ding...

oppp7 · Feb 7, 2010

...*gunshot*
For the 10th time, I don't have...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 8, 2010

...your money!

Here's some more dirty laundry for you and your...

CounterAttack · Feb 8, 2010

crazed-hyena friend.

As a servant of the Dark Side, you must always remember to...

j1-2themax · Feb 8, 2010

...kill when given the chance, even if it will eventually...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 8, 2010

~~...carry extra under wear.~~
...endanger a species

However, you should not...
Edit: ninja'd

CounterAttack · Feb 8, 2010

harm a Jedi opponent. Instead, invite him round for...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 8, 2010

...tea. Or coffee. You can choose.

Surely you must not...

Discord · Feb 8, 2010

feed the fanboys.

A chicken, a piece of meatloaft and a dead guy named Howard all...

CounterAttack · Feb 8, 2010

have one thing in common: A brightly coloured bicycle.

They put something in the mushrooms...

Discord · Feb 8, 2010

and WE LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2 guys walking into a bar

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 8, 2010

...BUT THE BAR WAS NEVER THERE TO START WITH.

You just had a Freudian Slip! Now I know that you are a...