Finish the sentence...

[oppp7]

...flounder?
For every fish in the ocean there are...

 

[j1-2themax]

...several being digested by other fish.

Do not lose hope; always know that...

 

[oppp7]

...the government is watching you masterbate.
You say tomato, I say...

 

[Lambi]

...screw your vegetables and eat some burgers.

Jackoffs and scumbags...

 

[Timotei]

Shall be slapped on wrist.

That fucking cat! If i see it...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I'll hug it sooooo much!

I think that pizza...

 

[Timotei]

Should be topped in chocolate.

One'a dees days! One's dees days...

 

[Fraught]

...I'm-a kill-a ray! I'm-a kill a ray!

Some days, when I take a newspaper, and start walking out to the front porch, I actually...

 

[Timotei]

...realize it's freezing outside and go inside and sit in front of a fire.

My name is Anigo Montoya...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

... I screwed up my line, prepare to die!

Stephen King just...

 

[Discord]

published his 10,000th book entiled, "The Curse of the Hot Taco"

I just got a perfect score...

 

[CounterAttack]

on Space Invaders. And it was glorious.

Begun by blood,...

 

[oppp7]

...leaving my dog Rusty behind has always been an entertaining experience.
Whenever I see Rusty, my first instinct is to...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...throw it at people.

When in need, use Rusty to...

 

[ottenni]

do wikid backflipz!

Gadzooks! Is that a.....

 

[oppp7]

...George Washington?
In Finland, everyone is...

 

[Skuffyshootster]

...well-endowed.

Drop the gun, or I'll...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...cry my eyes out.

You just made a girl cry! You are a...

 

[Code Monkey]

...Twilight book! (I'm a sexist bastard, I know...)

The first sign of...

 

[CounterAttack]

soup and I run away screaming.

Help! Two hot chicks are in my house and I don't...