Finish the sentence...

[Sleekgiant]

massage that has "happy ending".

When I look in the mirror I see....

 

[brtshstel]

a guy who hasn't shaved his face...or everything else...in years.

Ric Flair is...

 

[oppp7]

...a person.
Once there was...

 

[Sleekgiant]

a poster named oppp7, who used to come up with funny things to say but lately has gotten lazy, maybe he will return to making better posts after this.

OMG that sentence was so....

 

[j1-2themax]

...very, very boring. Next time, try to...

 

[Sleekgiant]

include a story about anime chicks doing....

 

[brtshstel]

crochet lessons.

Revenge is a dish that is best served...

 

[oppp7]

...in the form of diplomacy.
We can do what we want! All we have to do is...

 

[Discord]

steal the money, destory the ducks, kick a bell and run like hell!

You know that strange....

 

[Sleekgiant]

old man that lives by us, well he...

 

[Rooster893]

took a hammer and tried to nail his foot to the ground.

Remember that time we...

 

[oppp7]

...didn't finish the sentence? It's coming up.
Remember when

 

[brtshstel]

I farted in that long ass elevator ride?

 

[oppp7]

I wasn't there, but you told me about it.
Remember when I fell asleep?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I wasn't there

Jack and robert...

 

[oppp7]

...need to stop eating so god damn much.
If everyone in the world was Superman...

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

...nobody would be super. =(


If I fill your mouth with melted metal will you...

 

[Marlun_42]

...not have a mouth much longer.

I promise you there is a reason...

 

[brtshstel]

I killed Voltron, and that is...

 

[Sleekgiant]

because he ran on Vista.

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