Finish the sentence...

Fury Is Me. · Mar 21, 2010

...****** with the leotard.

Why are you...

LeonLethality · Mar 21, 2010

... rubbing that cat against the tv?

I must say this place...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Mar 21, 2010

...reeks of sausage.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT...

LeonLethality · Mar 21, 2010

...ELEPHANT MOUNTED TURRET?!

Can you help me...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Mar 21, 2010

...fix my brain? It's been turning off lately and I just...

JourneyThroughHell · Mar 21, 2010

..can't become an astronaut because it constantly crashes right when I'm in the middle of...

oppp7 · Mar 21, 2010

...eat 30 sandwiches, which is bad for my heealth but...

MurderousToaster · Mar 21, 2010

Who cares, I might get hit by a bus tomorrow.

Go on, have a ...

oppp7 · Mar 21, 2010

...heart attack.
When life gives you lemons...

LeonLethality · Mar 21, 2010

...suck them lemons.

You can't...

oppp7 · Mar 22, 2010

...do that fox.
You see, when...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Mar 22, 2010

...mum and dad love each other, they have to shoot at each other with revolvers!

What, but that...

LeonLethality · Mar 22, 2010

~~...mommy and daddy love each other a lot...~~

NINJA!

...guy ninja'd me

How can I...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Mar 22, 2010

...they have to shoot at each other with revolvers!

Ha, I just had to...

Dr.Susse · Mar 22, 2010

Steal from the old folk?s home.

Is that smell...

LordMoose · Mar 22, 2010

Bacon?! It's BACON!!!!

By the way, we have the results from your test, it's...

LeonLethality · Mar 22, 2010

...in dire need of more cowbell.

I decree this...

Dr.Susse · Mar 22, 2010

Dance club a sham.

When an African king leaves you his fortune over the internet you....

LeonLethality · Mar 22, 2010

...gratefully accept and find a week later...

thefire · Mar 22, 2010

it was fairy gold.

I just...