Finish the sentence...

[dragontiers]

Kip Kroaker.

Once upon a midnight dreary...

 

[Scde2]

morning in the afternoon...

...There was a fat little...

 

[brtshstel]

drunken Scotsman who...

 

[Scde2]

invade Wales because he...

 

[Lavoscraft]

drinks a lot of wine with.....

 

[Scde2]

The Queen of Denmark.

Please don't...

 

[brtshstel]

...get drunk and invade countries, because...

 

[Scde2]

I just got my hair done.

That was the best thing since...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

that time I found a...

 

[not_the_dm]

bloated cow on the side of the road and...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

poked it with a stick, then it...

 

[not_the_dm]

exploded and covered this busty blond chick who was walking by and then she...

 

[Scde2]

farted...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

and blamed it on her dog, only...

 

[Scde2]

to realize that she forgot her kids at the...

 

[InnerRebellion]

propaganda facility behind her house and...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

that she left the stove on.

Can water ever...

 

[Scde2]

post on the Escapist?

If so, then...

 

[dragontiers]

I'll need my hairdryer.

I went to the zoo...

 

[brtshstel]

...with my best friend John, looking at the animals one by one. I learned...