Finish the sentence...

AwesomeExpress · Jun 14, 2010

not to wear a shirt that says "Eat meat, have fun".

I heard that if you...

dragontiers · Jun 17, 2010

stumble upon this thread, you will never find your way out again.

That's all right, I already...

AwesomeExpress · Jun 22, 2010

got a spare kidney, but thanks for the offer.

The only thing standing between us and the treasure is...

TheNumber1Zero · Jun 22, 2010

... The lock.

We got past the lock by...

AwesomeExpress · Jun 23, 2010

asking nicely.

The only catch was...

AgDr_ODST · Jun 23, 2010

we had to sell our souls

but we didn't need them because...

AwesomeExpress · Jun 23, 2010

we had extras in reserve.

We can enjoy the treasure as soon as...

TheNumber1Zero · Jun 23, 2010

We got to the car.

Sadly it was blocked by...

AgDr_ODST · Jun 23, 2010

a ranting and raving Yahtzee clone.

But we took care of it by...

TheNumber1Zero · Jun 23, 2010

Terminating his contract.

Sadly this caused...

Scde2 · Jun 23, 2010

the death of Chuck Norris.

Wait, that's impossible because...

capin Rob · Jun 23, 2010

Chuch Norris never dies.

Unless we....

Scde2 · Jun 23, 2010

attack his weak spot.

Which is...

capin Rob · Jun 23, 2010

nothing.

Because he is....

Scde2 · Jun 23, 2010

already dead!

Oh shit, did I just...

AgDr_ODST · Jun 23, 2010

divide by Zero?

Yes you did that means....

TheNumber1Zero · Jun 23, 2010

The Universe is going t-

One fine morning, Mary was picking some flowers, when suddenly...

AgDr_ODST · Jun 23, 2010

a rabid skunk jumped from tree in front of me.

Scared stiff I...

Spiner909 · Jun 23, 2010

didn't even move.
I think the greatest thing ever is...

Zirat · Jun 23, 2010

paperclips, big ones.

Jimmy tried to...