Finish the sentence...

[AwesomeExpress]

sell me his kidney, but since I already have a spare, I declined his offer.

Does someone sense...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

that this talk is illegal.

Yes but no one needs to know....

 

[Spiner909]

that Michael Bay has already planned Transformers 6.
The worst thing about Michael bay is...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

he dropped the best thing about his transformers movies.

Jonah Hex failed because...

 

[Spiner909]

it was a Western movie.
AgDr_ODST stands for...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

A God Damn Rookie_Orbital Drop Shock Trooper, and now the world knows =).

My User name confused people because...

 

[dragontiers]

they thought it stood for Aging Doctor Odd Street.

You know, it's like my mama always said...

 

[MisterMojo]

"That's why we can't have nice things!"

Nobody knows what...

 

[Verex]

turtles are actually behind the JFK shooting.


In the end of Harry Potter, I heard that he....

 

[MisterMojo]

starts an extremely successful whorehouse populated entirely with house elves.

If anyone was to find out I...

 

[Zirat]

am a model train fanatic.

Where fore art thou...

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

... was just misspelled. Yeah, I think it's "wherefore".

A duck quacks at...

 

[MisterMojo]

... twenty second intervals between March 23rd and June 5th for reasons science has yet to figure out.

When the revolution comes, I will be...

 

[Lizmichi]

under my mothers bed hiding.
When I step outside I.....

 

[MisterMojo]

... am suddenly attacked by every action movie cliche at the same time

Did you know that I am an apple? Neither did I before...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

tuesday of last week.

I wonder if Deadpool...

 

[i don't know]

is dead.
what if Hitler

 

[Ye Olde Hobo]

Was never born?

Does Earthbound have

 

[AwesomeExpress]

a fourth game on the way?

Can you really...

 

[Scde2]

fly?

Why yes, I think you are a mutha...