Finish the sentence...

BrailleOperatic · Aug 18, 2010

...my arteries seal themselves shut because of all the shit I just filled them with!

So, ur on ur couch makking out wif ur hunny wen...

dragontiers · Aug 20, 2010

badspelin fer da ween!

Okay, three guys walk into a bar...

SPCF · Aug 21, 2010

left, seeing Snow White was having a nap.

The giraffe complained while the...

dragontiers · Aug 26, 2010

monkeys stole all the watercress sandwiches.

Remind me to never...

Dectomax · Aug 26, 2010

Drop the soap again

Llamas are....

Troublesome Lagomorph · Aug 26, 2010

...drink cyanide again.

How aren't I...

Queen Michael · Aug 26, 2010

dead yet?

It's probably got something to do with...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Aug 26, 2010

...my many lives.

How many lives...

Dramatic Flare · Aug 26, 2010

did it take for me to summon my Lord and Master?

I have no alibi, because I...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Aug 26, 2010

...ate it for lunch.

Why do I always...

AwesomeExpress · Aug 26, 2010

get stuck in this haunted house?!

Have you got any...

dragontiers · Aug 26, 2010

mint jelly and grey poupon?

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times;...

Chimpzy_v1legacy · Aug 26, 2010

the lube is the the top cupboard.

And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor,

dragontiers · Sep 25, 2010

and we shall quoth The Raven, nevermore.

Please come back...

AwesomeExpress · Sep 26, 2010

I was only trying to be truthful!

If there really is...

Agent_Nahmen_Jayden · Sep 26, 2010

a bubblegum cake out there, I will find it!

I don't know how you did it...

A Gent of Villainous Intent · Sep 26, 2010

...but that's the most godly sculpture of Hamster-Jesus I've ever seen!

Nick-Nack paddywack...

Nouw · Sep 26, 2010

Splattidy Quak is the name for the new Big Mac.

I now pronounce you...

Timotei · Sep 26, 2010

...dead between the times of 12:30 and 2am.

SnooPING AS usual...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Oct 4, 2010

...with the lagmonster's blessing.

Being dead is...