Finish the sentence...

SpaceSpork · Oct 4, 2010

. . . purple.

That's right, . . .

dragontiers · Oct 7, 2010

two lefts, then a u-turn.

Once more, everybody this time, "...

Martin Toy · Oct 7, 2010

...In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas!"

Everybody... Stay calm there is no need to panic... Help is

Dango · Oct 7, 2010

...Captain Price.

So I was baking up some pancakes when out of no where...

Scde2 · Oct 7, 2010

Carrie Fisher shot me with a shotgun.

Shit was so...

SixWingedAsura · Oct 7, 2010

awesome, it'd make your head explode!

All right, fine, you can...

AwesomeExpress · Oct 7, 2010

guess what's behind door number two, you can keep your pants.

If there was...

dragontiers · Oct 7, 2010

why wouldn't I?

After all, as I've always said, you can lead a horse to water, but...

Martin Toy · Oct 7, 2010

you can't tread on kittens!

I was actually talking to her the other day...

TheDoctor455 · Oct 8, 2010

... and holy shit, what an idiot!

Now where did I park my...

Anima the Aeon · Oct 8, 2010

...oversized, white, slow space ship?

This pain I have brought you, has...

SixWingedAsura · Oct 8, 2010

reminded me of my dear grandmama.

Now why don't you just sit down and have some...

Martin Toy · Oct 8, 2010

molten lava you fleshy fool!

One must remember that self preservation...

Nouw · Oct 10, 2010

is the root of money.

People order our...

dragontiers · Oct 16, 2010

new splice-o-matic now!

It splices, it dices, it even...

AwesomeExpress · Oct 16, 2010

does a jig!

And in this corner, weighing in at 105 lbs, it's...

dragontiers · Oct 18, 2010

...Monty Python's Flying Circus!

I've always wanted...

AwesomeExpress · Oct 19, 2010

to watch Nathan Fillion juggle strippers.

Which way...

Vesuvius Hetlan · Oct 19, 2010

to head the department of nice things!

This is why...

Lust · Oct 19, 2010

........we can't have nice things.

I will.....