Finish the sentence...

[AwesomeExpress]

had a phaser like yours..
ninja! Darn him right to heck!

Sometimes being...

 

[dragontiers]

late to the party is a good thing!

For example...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

when you dunk a hard cookie into a glass of milk, isn't it better when you leave it in a little longer than when you do so quickly?

I can't remember...

 

[M Rotter]

why im married to dick chaney

How are you...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...made of stars?

What if you saw a...

 

[Nouw]

6-foot penis?

Noob says...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

he is the roxxorz and teh better playa and that he can be teh wins no prob! Noob also stuck in some more distastful words, which I won't repeat here.

She sure should have...

 

[Amy Sorel]

stayed away from the tanning salon, because now she looks orange!


He should have expected that the purple haired clown with the beer bottle was actually....

 

[AwesomeExpress]

@Amy: I've seen more than one girl like that! lol

OT: a pimp!

The only thing...

 

[MrJKapowey]

left was five thousand pineapples and a pina colada.

And thats when she said...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

....that she was actually a demon.

When I heard, I had to call....

 

[mParadox]

my brother.

My pizza....

 

[MrJKapowey]

I well and truly dead. It is an ex-pizza...

My God, It's a...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

sad story when people don't proof read their essays.

If you really want...

 

[MrJKapowey]

to be punched in the mouth then please continue.

What the...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Pete Sampras is going on in here?

I could go for...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...a burger right about now.

I like heart attacks because...

 

[MrJKapowey]

a double shot of vodka.

They are funny!

God I need a...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...house.

A hole in the ground is not a...

 

[MrJKapowey]

fox hole.

You're only supposed to...