Finish the sentence...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

DO LAUNDRY! THAT'S THE LIFE OF A MARINE!

Zombies are coming! I don't know about you but I'm...

 

[MrJKapowey]

...going to Alaska. They have no body heat so they'll freeze like corpse-icles.

(whooo. cookie for the reference)

In my 33rd zombie plan I knowingly...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

sacrifice you for my own survival.

The zombies are bulletproof. I know, I'll...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...use knives instead!

We all know that...

 

[Amy Sorel]

we don't know that.


A long time age when...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

flowers could fly...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

And shoot razor-edged rainbows

FALCOOOOOOOON! PWUUUUUNCHHHHHHH..!

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

...Oh sorry angel, didn't see you there.

Does this scarf make me look...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...queer?

Bilbo Baggins is...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Short.

OOGA BOOGA WOOGY BOO! Oh-shit-I-think...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

my-key-bo-ard-isbreak-ing-dow-n

Who wants a nice juicy piece of...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...death?

Hah! That was...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

pretty clever of me to fool those guards by using a mop instead!

I guess we'll...

 

[Amy Sorel]

just forget about everything.

One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...they get eaten by zombies.

All girls on the internet are actually...

 

[Amy Sorel]

considered a myth by some people.

When i look at the ocean, i...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

forget to capitalize..

There isn't enough...

 

[Amy Sorel]

coca cola in the fridge.


Welcome to...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...City 17. It's safe here.

I call...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

the House of Finxley, where life is like a video game! Do you wish to continue?

Ashleigh over!
(Red Rover)

There certainly seems to be...