Finish the sentence...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...are suicidal!

Did you know that...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

science can be used for fun times?

Mysteries go well with...

 

[Eumersian]

cake.

Cake is a fact, so stop?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

lying about it!

There's only one...

 

[Eumersian]

way in, which is that way. Go. Now. Get a move on.

Get that?

 

[Nouw]

Heretic! WE MUST BURN HIM!

Heresy grows from...

 

[MrJKapowey]

...idleness; or maybe excessive beatings, shootings, torturing, executions, a paranoid ecclesiarchy, excessively violent police and the purging of all non-pure humans. No definately idleness.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD; SKULLS FOR THE...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Mouse. What, so mice can't be gods now? Pfft. Whatever.

So I was walking through the construction yard...

 

[Nouw]

when I saw an Alien!

I was walking along the streets of Mars when a gigantic...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Rock sprung out from nowhere and started corroding all over.......

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

spreading chaos and havoc and pie!

This is not a song, this is...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

A god damn arms race...

Pigeons inbound..!

 

[jdogg068]

put on you're poop protection hats!

those jellybeans..

 

[Eumersian]

are out the wazoo.

We must never blink, but always?

 

[jdogg068]

wink at a pretty lady passing by

oh man i really have a bad..

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

social life, I should get off of this site!

That isn't a moon, that's a...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...butt cramp.

I lost my eye when...
Edit: ninja'd but I refuse to change it.

 

[Eumersian]

I stuck my face in that bucket of aqueous sodium hydroxide over there.

The more the?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...worse it gets.

I've been here for...

 

[Eumersian]

five minutes, and there's still no liquor. What kind of day care is this?!

Not to?