Finish the sentence...

[Fijiman]

found the secret to perfect...

 

[Yokillernick]

I got shot by the Mafia for...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...a way to not get shot by the Mafia.

It was stolen by...

 

[Fijiman]

the Invisible Man.

To think that this whole day was going great until...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

If Tizzy stops using that joke, I'll...
[sup]...cry.[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

kill the next person who posts(me).
Now that I've got the money, I'll...

 

[Fijiman]

finally be able to buy the Brooklyn Bridge.

When in doubt...

 

[Fijiman]

non-flammable liquid.

If I had a penny for every time...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

someone gave me a penny.. I'd be penniless.

The interesting thing about...

 

[Fijiman]

would be impossible to miss if it suddenly disappeared.

I don't think I've ever seen...

 

[SB Ripping]

an albino sea monkey with.....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...insult your flying monkey battalion.

I lied. I actually did...

 

[SB Ripping]

know that your flying monkeys had clipped wings.

The last bowl of apple sause...

 

[Fijiman]

had an experimental nano-bomb in it. If you ate the last bowl, we advise that you...

 

[Huulluu]

Go to the nearest island from your residence and bury yourself with 5 feet of sand. Thus, bananas...

 

[Fijiman]

no one is safe from the tyranny of...

 

[Dr.Susse]

The tumour meat van.

Jazz flute can be.....

 

[SB Ripping]

mastered only if you get an oversized tongue piercing therefore....

 

[Fijiman]

warping into the eightieth dimension.

I hate it when...

 

[ElecLeo]

My brother takes the last Klondike bar.
I made this pie with...