Finish the sentence...

[janjotat]

tacos which are important...

 

[username sucks]

ingredients for a potion of...

 

[Dr.Susse]

The best Rum you will ever have to have pumped from your stomach.

We should all.....

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

to the cause!

Sometimes it is a good thing when the...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

then I don't have to pay it attention!

For my birthday today, I plan to...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Just do whatever I want.

For my next trick I.......

 

[AwesomeExpress]

will turn you into the moon!

I'm having trouble finding my...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

comedy gold.

This one time at band camp...

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

I played an instrument.

I was visiting...

 

[username sucks]

...Jupiter, when all of a sudden...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

there were a couple of guys who were up to no good. Started trouble in my neighborhood. I got into one little fight and...

 

[SinBloodrose]

started playing pokemon cards all night....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...until all my cards blew up.

Chairs are...

 

[Scarim Coral]

quite dangerous if you don't treat them well.

Sometime I...

 

[SinBloodrose]

wonder why zebras have stripes......

 

[janjotat]

but it turns out a gremlin paints them. The gremlin was found...

 

[MrCollins]

eating cookies but he didn't....

 

[Yokillernick]

share with the mutant, space gorillas because...

 

[Scarim Coral]

he think the cookies will make him...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

the king of tap dancing and...