Finish the sentence...

[AwesomeExpress]

sock puppets!

I think it's nice that you...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

think Phantom Menace is the best of the saga.

If I had a lightsaber...

 

[SomeLameStuff]

...I'd rob a bank with it!

A cookie is...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

not so much a cookie as a...

 

[Fijiman]

a waffle.

For the first time in years...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I find myself wishing winter was over.

The best part of...

 

[username sucks]

the murder celebration is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...eating human hearts.

Livers...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

are best cooked with onions.

Genetically modified food is...

 

[username sucks]

...good because of the extra...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

genetics you get.

February is going to be...

 

[Dr.Susse]

A month of days and nights.

When trying........

 

[Fijiman]

to find a new pair of shiny pants...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...the shiny pants genocide and...

 

[janjotat]

the complete lack of high fashion which caused

 

[AwesomeExpress]

him to weep uncontrollably.

Now that I've got my Landmark badge, I'm going to...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

go get my shine box and...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

make a buck by shining the Escapist community's shoes.

I enjoy...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

an apocalyptic strawberry jam!

Is it okay if I borrow your...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

quantum deconstructor, I need it to