Finish the sentence...

[NoOne852]

interest you in hearing the word of Christ?

We all share...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

a common bond with the...

 

[Fijiman]

bomb we're strapped to.

I can't...

 

[NoOne852]

disarm the bomb we are strapped to. If only...

 

[Fijiman]

someone could...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Tell me which the red wire is.

Then I could....

 

[Scde2]

sell you this pet rock.

His name is Jimmy, who likes to...

 

[Yuno Gasai]

[small]move it, move it.

That is when I realized...[/small]

 

[Scde2]

That CDs are tasty!

Uh-oh, I think...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

your water just broke.

Ours is the...

 

[Euryalus]

Greatest generation to ever not...

 

[Yuno Gasai]

achieve anything.

In other news..

 

[Nickthequick]

I aim to misbehave.
Honestly...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...I didn't devour your soul. It was Tim.

Tim is...

 

[Yuno Gasai]

over there, under your bed, crying into his pillow.

Why don't you just...

 

[Dr.Susse]

...sail off to Fiji for all I care!

Kings are to horses as buses........

 

[Yuno Gasai]

.. are to trains, as the old parable says.

I have a farm, and on it I have..

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

several nerfs that need herding because...

 

[username sucks]

they seem to walk into the landmine-fence too often.

I just got this book from the library, it...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...is bound in human skin. I wonder what that means...

That was not a...