Finish the sentence...

[NoOne852]

cabbage instead of that old...

 

[Yuno Gasai]

goat that I found wandering around my..

 

[NoOne852]

air ducts. This way I don't have to...

 

[thesilentman]

...poison all those new-fangled wolves out there that...

 

[Fijiman]

keep tap dancing in my socks.

Please do not...

 

[NoOne852]

Test my metal son. Else you just might...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

wake the dragon!

No one is going to...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...steal my pants today.

When I awoke...

 

[thesilentman]

...my pants were gone away due to a mysterious thief who...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

left a mysterious note, saying: "Thanks for the pants, I really...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

needed a place to put my...

 

[thesilentman]

...spikes that I broke off of...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Pain.

I think there's going to be a big...

 

[thesilentman]

...Eggman, who almost took apart my...

 

[Goofguy]

the local Italian leather shoe store where I first met...

 

[thesilentman]

...that hooker that wasn't a hooker. Sorta, but she was...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

an "adult entertainer", which is just another word for...

 

[Rooster893]

playing with dolls.

The solution is to inject it with a large amount of...

 

[thesilentman]

...hydrochloric acid modified to...

 

[Goofguy]

expand rapidly at the slightest contact with...