Finish the sentence...

[username sucks]

...the shows that were on got mad at me.

This one time, I...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

shoved an eraser up a girls nose, and she...

 

[Teoes]

..laughed so hard it..

 

[Scarim Coral]

went deeper into her nose and...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

from then on, all she could smell was rubber.

If a pirate were to come up to you and say: "...

 

[Dalek Caan]

"Arr, I lost me pipe in the sailors poop deck....

 

[Teoes]

..and I need you to retrieve it." I would..

 

[AwesomeExpress]

help him right away!

Perogies are...

 

[Yuno Gasai]

.. quickly becoming sentient beings, so watch for..

 

[Teoes]

..their haunting and enchanting cries for..

 

[Yuno Gasai]

.. help, which are frequently mistaken for..

 

[Neuromancer]

...screams of pain due to their unique...

 

[InfinityCubed]

...scent of waffles.

 

[username sucks]

It is dangerous to...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

assume too little of the gingerbread man.

I'm trying to...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

find all my Pokemon games! D:

 

[Teoes]

If you have to ask me one more time..

 

[Fijiman]

to actually finish this sentence...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

then I think you'll find yourself in...

 

[Teoes]

..a world of butthurt.

People should stop complaining about..