Finish the sentence...

[AwesomeExpress]

their coffee or just make it themselves.

If I had to guess, I'd say you're about to...

 

[Teoes]

..slap me in the face with that wet..

 

[AwesomeExpress]

loaf of bread.

If I had a nickle for every time someone...

 

[Technetium]

threw banana peels at my face, I would..

 

[Yuno Gasai]

.. buy back the banana peels.

One thing you don't know about me is..

 

[username sucks]

...I devour the souls of...

 

[Teoes]

..all the new Forum Gamers, once they..

 

[AwesomeExpress]

reach 2771 posts.

If you will just admit that I was right, I'll...

 

[kailus13]

...try to stop your mother from...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

taking away all of your...

 

[InfinityCubed]

3DS styluses.

The best food...

 

[username sucks]

...is served in the deepest depths of...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

of the highest mountain.

I don't know if you're aware, but...

 

[Teoes]

..if you don't make sure you're on the correct page before posting..

 

[username sucks]

...you may find your post to be...

 

[Teoes]

..stupid.

Once I complete this climb..

 

[username sucks]

...to the moon, I will...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

try and spit on each country as it comes into view.

The downside of slurpees is...

 

[username sucks]

...they are alien technology which...

 

[kailus13]

...are designed to take over and...