Finish the sentence...

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

...brainwash our thoughts from thinking about alien invasion with brain freeze.

The man shot...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

in the leg is not a thief.

Rescue me from...

 

[InfinityCubed]

The cyborg Pandas.

My velociraptor cannon stopped working because...

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

all the pandas went to chinatown inside of it.

The itsy bitsy spider went down to the...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

corner store.

I really thought that we..

 

[InfinityCubed]

Waterproofed our Jaegers. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE THOSE ARE?!

Dont go out at night on the planet...

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

McStinkyness, despite the name there is no stink, only drunks that smell good and act quite brashly.

The mother told her young ones...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

not to steal oreos from the homeless, but they did anyway.

It takes time to...

 

[Teoes]

..break speed records in..

 

[username sucks]

... the slowest car competition.

What should be done with...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

these wet socks?

The thing about potatoes is...

 

[Teoes]

..that when shaped correctly they could..

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

...pose danger to the entire world because of their perfect round shape.

The man went for a walk...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

found himself in a bar...

 

[username sucks]

...and wondered how he got inside a metal rebar.

Did he just say...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

he was addicted to panda blood?!

Call me crazy, but...

 

[Fijiman]

I think that the reason you...

 

[PsychicTaco115]

eat babies is because they're delicious AND nutritious!

I never...

 

[username sucks]

...said that kangaroos are...

 

[Neuromancer]

...reptiles. They clearly are...