Finish the sentence...

[Drake the Dragonheart]

the president's pants exploded!

Here, hold my. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

unstable mixture of chemicals!

A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with. . .

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

... make a movie about them starring Dane DeHaan.

In the next Sonic game, you...

 

[Fijiman]

... get to play as Dr. Eggman for most of the game.

If ever there were a time to...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

start my own saturday morning cartoon franchise!

For Lent I am giving up. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Catholicism.

Yes, because the universe needed you. Me? You've finally become the panda you were always meant to be. How'd you know I could? On the first day we met! I saw. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

the future of Kung Fu, and the past. I saw the panda who could unite them both. That is why I choose you Po, both sides of the yin and yang, and my true successor.

What made my first kiss so awkward was. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

sitting on a bucket all day.

I thought she was going to be the one, until I found out. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

a tool for slinging around NYC!

when all else fails, I can always pleasure myself to. . .

 

[Dr.Susse]

.....Trade the game back into the shop you got it from.

This message is brought to you......

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

terrify you beyond all reason.

I know you didn't mean to leave me. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

teach them to mambo!

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

because I can **** it!

Call the law firm of Richardson and Richardson, because in the work place no one should ever have to tolerate. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

the one letter difference in the names!

I drink to forget. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

it is .0001 percent complete!

That makes me so angry I . . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

burning them all to a crisp.

I regret to inform you you have been diagnosed with. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

forever immortalized in lovely crystal!

Everyone go. . .

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

- burn this site to the ground.

I like -

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

- the war troll covered in pillows.

I don't know why people -

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

- I shot one of them twelve times and it took that many to stop them twitching.

Fidget spinners are a plague on -