Fir tree found inside man

[TheRightToArmBears]

This is seriously crazy! I don't know if you've heard about this
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090415/twl-fir-tree-found-growing-inside-man-s-3fd0ae9.html
And you thought triffids were deadly plants...

 

[JokerGrin]

Christ...I grabbed my chest on reflex when I read this. As a kid I always thought a tree would grow inside me if I ate seeds out of fruit, could've been half right.

 

[wlminter]

They should name it Harold.

 

[captianamazo]

they should have left it in him to see what happens. Plant monster?

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Jesus H. Christ!

I wonder if they let him keep the tree.

 

[IankBailey]

They should name it Harold.

I get it.

 

[IankBailey]

They should name it Harold.

OOOOOOOH.... Now I get it.

 

[Ghost]

WOW.. interesting

 

[Kazturkey]

They should name it Harold.

Harold was the ghoul, Bob was the tree.

 

[Sindre1]

They did not take a picture?

 

[boyitsme95]

Holy crap. I told my brother this and he thought I was jokeing.

 

[anNIALLator]

No, the tree should have been called Bob!

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Christ...I grabbed my chest on reflex when I read this. As a kid I always thought a tree would grow inside me if I ate seeds out of fruit, could've been half right.

I also believed the same. I thought, eating an apple seed would make an apple tree grow inside me. Guess I have to start taking childish fancies more seriously from now on. Then again, lungs don´t contain gastric acid. Pretty freaky occurrence, nevertheless.

 

[IHaveNoCoolness]

HA!

He's got wood!

 

[Shapsters]

Christ...I grabbed my chest on reflex when I read this. As a kid I always thought a tree would grow inside me if I ate seeds out of fruit, could've been half right.

I also believed the same. I thought, eating an apple seed would make an apple tree grow inside me. Guess I have to start taking childish fancies more seriously from now on. Then again, lungs don´t contain gastric acid. Pretty freaky occurrence, nevertheless.

Thats why you never eat the black watermelon seeds, a big ol' melon will grow in your belly.

 

[IHaveNoCoolness]

Christ...I grabbed my chest on reflex when I read this. As a kid I always thought a tree would grow inside me if I ate seeds out of fruit, could've been half right.

I also believed the same. I thought, eating an apple seed would make an apple tree grow inside me. Guess I have to start taking childish fancies more seriously from now on. Then again, lungs don´t contain gastric acid. Pretty freaky occurrence, nevertheless.

Thats why you never eat the black watermelon seeds, a big ol' melon will grow in your belly.

That's where babies come from right?

 

[The_Prophet]

What the ?

 

[Sparrow]

Gotta' agree with the man though, I'd rather have a tree inside of me than cancer.

 

[gigastrike]

...They can do that? Damn.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Christ...I grabbed my chest on reflex when I read this. As a kid I always thought a tree would grow inside me if I ate seeds out of fruit, could've been half right.

I also believed the same. I thought, eating an apple seed would make an apple tree grow inside me. Guess I have to start taking childish fancies more seriously from now on. Then again, lungs don´t contain gastric acid. Pretty freaky occurrence, nevertheless.

Thats why you never eat the black watermelon seeds, a big ol' melon will grow in your belly.

That's where babies come from right?

Shocking news! A man was impregnated by a watermelon. Expected date of delivery is in three months.
"I´m so happy!", the happy man exclaims.