So, tomorrow I have my first day on my first paid job. I've done plenty of volunteering stuff, but this one I'm being paid for, so a higher standard is expected.
I'm bricking it. What if I get something wrong? What if all the co-workers hate me? What if, in a freak incident, I make a really crap cup of tea? What if my cups of tea are too good and I end up being forced to make all of them in future? What if an alien comes into the office and asks whether his left his ID there? But he's a shapeshifter, how the fuck are we supposed to know whether an ID is his? What if I have to enter the number between 12 and 14 thus cursing the rest of the day!?
So, in order to distract myself, what were your first days on the job like?
I'm bricking it. What if I get something wrong? What if all the co-workers hate me? What if, in a freak incident, I make a really crap cup of tea? What if my cups of tea are too good and I end up being forced to make all of them in future? What if an alien comes into the office and asks whether his left his ID there? But he's a shapeshifter, how the fuck are we supposed to know whether an ID is his? What if I have to enter the number between 12 and 14 thus cursing the rest of the day!?
So, in order to distract myself, what were your first days on the job like?