First thing that comes to your mind.

[Xpwn3ntial]

Dismemberment.

 

[Scde2]

Hi doggy!

 

[Zirat]

Bite

 

[Best of the 3]

Bark.

 

[BoosterGold]

Tree

 

[Best of the 3]

Wood.

 

[Sliverwings]

lol

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Chair.

 

[BoosterGold]

beanbag

 

[Best of the 3]

Comfort.

 

[Sliverwings]

Discomfort

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Relax.

 

[Best of the 3]

Uptight.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Gah.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Meh.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Heh.

 

[kikon9]

Prick.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Spike.

 

[Best of the 3]

Sharp.

 

[kikon9]

Fuck! ninja'd!